i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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