Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Randomize
