Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
