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• (540): View more from Virginia

  ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

  (714): View more from California

  Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.

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• (725): View more from

  well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.

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• (716): View more from New York

  At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Lo siento on account of my penis...

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