I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.