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(805): View more from California

she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover

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(573): View more from Missouri

this study room smells like vodka

(310): View more from California

the study room thinks the same about you

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first

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(509): View more from Washington

hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.

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