So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
