Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?