maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Text me some of your sweat
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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