I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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