Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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