I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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