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(607): View more from New York

Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in

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(716): View more from New York

is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?

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(415): View more from California

It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.

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(406): View more from Montana

Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight

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(212): View more from New York

I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was

(347): View more from New York

U know ur prob on camera right?

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(+61): View more from Australia

Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.

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