you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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