Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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