He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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