wat bout pragnant strippers??
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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