brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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