Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
