i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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