ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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