What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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