wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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