I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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