dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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