Don't you send me to vm
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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