Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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