That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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