I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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