Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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