Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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