guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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