She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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