Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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