One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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