so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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