I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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