She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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