I'm laying in your front yard are you home
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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