And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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