Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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