Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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