wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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