Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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