I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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