This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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