When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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