party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
