There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
