I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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