So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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