I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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