I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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