I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.