my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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