the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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