Kareoke will never be a sober sport
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
