me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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