I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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